10 August 2007

the things people say, part 2 [updated]

So yesterday I told you my quote of the day from day one of the seminar.

Quote of the day from day 2:

"I'm sorry, but I have to pumpkin. Gotta be in another meeting in 10 minutes."

The guy actually said, to a room full of grown-ups, that he had to PUMPKIN.

Pumpkin, as a verb. [updated to clarify: meaning to leave with some urgency, before one turns into a pumpkin. (yeah, i know, quite a stretch!)]

I sat there with my jaw dropped for a good 5 minutes after he left.

8 comments:

Michelle Smiles said...

What exactly does pumpkin mean as a verb?

hazel said...

WTF?

It doesn't even make sense if he used it as a rhyming slang substitute, does it?

ferenge mama said...
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Anonymous said...

Is it bad that I knew what that meant before you explained it?? I swear I have never used it though.

kate said...

i think this def qualifies as trying-too-hard-to-be-cool. so not.

AND, wouldn't it mean exactly the opposite? i mean, if you're coach turns into a pumpkin, you've left too late. so, "to pumpkin" is to leave late. please explain this to him as i'm sure he will be SO interested. ;>

Tami said...

I'm with Haze...WTF? It's funny though...I think I'll use it today and see what someone says when I use it. LOL

C's Mom said...

I make stuff up all the time but even I don't go that far out on a limb!

hazel said...

Phew, thx for the definition. Next question: This was an ADULT male saying this? He must have kids. LOL.