not the way I want to go

Many of you know the long and often-told story of how I got bitten by a camel in the Sahara desert.

I must say I thought my story was somewhat dramatic, sexy, and exciting.

But, man, I'm REALLY glad that I did not suffer the fate of the poor woman who died because her pet camel became a bit too enamored of her.

Death by attempted camel copulation. Yikes.